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JAMB ‘money swallowing snake’ opens twitter account after going viral

Oluwatobiloba Emmanuel

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It was all over the news over the weekend that N36 million was allegedly swallowed by a strange snake at the Benue branch of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board office.
Now a twitter account in the name of the mystery snake has been opened. See below…

The Economic And Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC also hillariously reacted to the news .
A mystery snake was said to have sneaked into the accounts office of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, in Makurdi, the Benue State capital and made away with N36 million cash.

It was reported that, the sales clerk in charge of the funds, Philomina Chieshe, confessed that another staff, Joan Asen and her accomplices confessed that they have been stealing the money “spiritually” through a mysterious snake that always sneak into the office to swallow the money from the vault.

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This actually sparked outrage among Nigerians and so many people poured out their anger on the social media on the rather ridiculous story about the disappearance of the fund at the JAMB office.

A sales clerk, Philomina Chieshe, told JAMB registrar and his team that she could not account for N36 million she made in previous years before the abolition of scratch cards.

Philomena denied the allegations that she stole the money. She however confessed that it was her housemaid that connived with another JAMB staff, Joan Asen, to “spiritually” steal the money from the vault in the account office.
She said: “I was one of the four sales clerks attached to JAMB office in Makurdi. My responsibility was to sell scratch cards to candidates and not involved in handling the revenues. It was the responsibility of Joan Asen and my other senior colleagues. I only remit money when am done selling the cards.

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“Few months ago, there was issue of fraud in the Makurdi office. Auditors were sent from Abuja to carefully flip the record books of the office, to perhaps, ascertain the current state of affairs.
“The state Coordinator, Obilo, was not around when the audit team came. But in the course of the audit, N36 million was discovered to have been missing from the account. An investigation was launched. In the course of the investigation, it was discovered that Joan Asen, who is account staff and a lady outside JAMB have connived to steal the money.”.

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JAMB Head of Information, Fabian Benjamin in a statement made available to newsmen, revealed that Philomena is going through other disciplinary measures while security agencies were investigating the matter.

“There is nothing new about the development. It is just one of those cases discovered by the new leadership of JAMB under Prof. Is-haq Oloyede. So the revelation is a result of the new regime of transparency and accountability.

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‘I’m John The Baptist’ – Kenyan ‘Prophet’ With 39 Wives

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A self-proclaimed Kenyan prophet with 39 wives has claimed he is the reincarnated John the Baptist.

Nabii Yohana married 39 wives who have borne him 103 children and 232 grandchildren.

Nabii Yohana never eats meat and has never shaved since he was born. He also claims to resurrect the dead and plans on launching his Bible.

Three wives of self-proclaimed prophet Nabii Yohana (V) from Nandolia village, Bukembe West Ward Kanduyi Constituency, are deceased yet he says he’s not done.

Nairobian website sde.co.ke reports he said:

“God chooses these wives for me. I have never dated any of them but God brings them to me.”

“And according to God’s word, I’m supposed to marry up to 48 wives so that I don’t commit adultery,” says the man who has never shaved since birth.

Nabii Yohana who is a strict vegetarian has five homes: Six of his wives live in Soi, Lugari Sub County, five in Kimilili, five in Chereng’any, 16 in Kakamega town and four are in Kitale town.

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He revealed that his wives cook for him saga, suja (bitter vegetables) and murenda. He doesn’t eat meat.

Originally born Ronald Nakalila Wanyama, Nabii claims that he is the reincarnated John the Baptist.

“I am John the Baptist who was beheaded. I lived as a white man in the US and now Africa where I’ll live for 280 years.

According to the prophecy God gave me, I will die but resurrect and live for another 2,700 years.”

Nabii claims that he is on a mission to:

“Save mankind from corruption, homosexuality and bad governance. I am the way, the truth and the last prophet sent by God.”

But to perform this role, he has revised the current bible because it is outdated.

“My bible will be unveiled on April 23 at my Muungano Church of Holy Spirit for All Nations at Nandolia village in Bungoma,” he said.

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“President Uhuru Kenyatta and his deputy William Ruto will be the chief guests during the launch because we want them to give us money for printing many books to be distributed countrywide,” he said.

In an interview with The Nairobian at his home in Bungoma County, Nabii Yohana claims his bible which took him 68 years to author has 93 books: 48 books for Old Testament.

Some of the books include Mfarisayo Wilson, Agnes, Mfarisayo Geoffrey, Benson (II), Peter Petro and Mfarisayo Peter among others.

Nabii’s new bible only has verses unlike the Holy Bible which is divided into chapters.

The self-proclaimed prophet who commands a huge following in Bungoma, Uasin Gishu, Nandi and Kisumu County says churches in Kenya have until April this year to migrate.

The prophet says he will petition the Kenyan government to replace the shilling with his currency called mzawadi and he wants President Uhuru to move Central Bank headquarters to the Kenya-Uganda border at Lwakhakha where his new currency ‘Mzawadi ‘ will be launched.

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“The current currency is the source of all ills like corruption, robbery with violence, political assassinations and the spread of HIV /AIDS and it must be abolished for this country to prosper.

The image of President Mzee Jomo Kenyatta on the currency implies that it is his private property,” he told The Nairobian.

Nabii Yohana who also prays for the sick and claims to resurrect the dead, has clients ranging from politicians to top government officials.

“I bring back the dead by jumping over them three times,” he said. To heal the sick, “I step on them and they receive their healing.”

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“Ghosts Have Sex With Women Who Sleep Unclad, Making Them Barren” – Witchdoctor

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A Kenyan Witchdoctor, Ali Maalim Bakari a.k.a Mganga wa Nyuki has said that women who sleep naked are in high risk of becoming barren in Life.

The witchdoctor disclosed to Nairobian that he has involved in the business for the past 10 years.

“Many people don’t know that sleeping naked especially for women is not safe. That is how ghosts show up at night and have sex with some ladies making them barren. These women lack sex appetite. I always advise women to wear something, even a panty alone,“ he said.

“For instance, when a client complains of poor performance in bed, I urge them to spice up their bedroom game and also check on diet. Further, women should not throw their pads aimlessly, since that is what people use to block their uterus,” he said.


He also disclosed he inherited his powers from his late dad and made a secret oath that requested the slaughter of two cocks.

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“I inherited this gift from my late father. It is a normal thing to pass this gift to your kids. In our case, we are three sons in our family, but my brother refused and I took over. Our ancestors were not happy with him and they made him lose one eye,” the 32-year-old man born and bred in Kwale said.

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The witchdoctor also claimed politicians do storm his place seeking powers during rallies.

“They usually come for charms to attract crowds in rallies and beat their competitors. To help them, I smear special oil on their underwear and clothes that they must wear when going to meet rivals or crowd,” he said.

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Young man drowns in swimming pool on valentine’s day 9 days to mum’s burial

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A yound man has reportedly died after drowning in a swimming pool on valentine’s day.

The man, identified as Ugwoke Izuchukwu , who hailed from Ibagwa-Ani, Nsukka, Enugu State was preparing for the burial of his mother on February 23 before he died.

This death of his adds to the sorrow of his family who have now lost 2 members dear to them. Some of his friends have paid their last respect to him via social media. One of such is
Ijeh Martha Martha who wrote on Facebook:

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Death you are just so wicked, u re inevitable, u took away my best frnd,though not too close, but one i can confide in, u never gave sign you were giving up because we talked on phone yesterday to wish me happy valentine,u were telling me hw much u will miss your mom having died of a sickness,whose burial is on the 23rd of dis month,u never waited for her to be laid to rest but u also joined her….Rest in peace Ugwoke Izuchukwu,will forever miss you,Eternal rest grant unto him O!lord and let perpetual light shine upon u…..

Another friend of his, Jrn Peter Nwogu also wrote:

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Chie still in shuck of your dismissed
After how we suffer in nollywood sleeping in location bus and begging for welfare
If that I know I would have come and answer you at Lagos park at list to see your last face #Ugwoke Izuchukwu
Rest in peace IZU
Rest in peace onye OMA
Rest in peace my man
Rest in peace my paddy
Jee nke OMA nwanne …………….can’t control tears

It has not yet been stated whether he will be buried alongside his mum or on a later date. May his soul rest in peace. Amen

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